Oh gosh, what to say? Well.....I'm a dynamic person, often seen scaling walls & crushing ice. I'm just an angel in the day-time and a little devil at night ;-) I've been known to remodel train stations on my lunchbreaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas, & manage my time very efficiently.Occasionaly, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous & goddess-like saxophone playing. I ride bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, & I cook 30 min biscuits in 20 minutes. I'm an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, & an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe & a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious ants.I play bluegrass cello, I'm the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I'm an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, & a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of velvet evening wear. I'm a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, David Copperfield in one day & still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I sleep once a week. The laws of physics don't apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, & my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down.I've made extraordinary four course meals using only vegetables & a Breville Toaster. I've won bullfights in Madrid, cliff diving competitions in Mexico, & chess competitions at the Kremlin. Ok, that's enough about my boring life, if you're still reading this rubbish you must be as mad as me, so add me as a friend, you're probably my type of person!!!.. :-)