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Agent K Sexynator's blog: "So....finally"

created on 09/13/2006  |  http://fubar.com/so-finally/b60
What is priapism? Priapism is a prolonged and painful erection that can last from several hours up to a few days. The priapismic erection is NOT associated with sexual thoughts or sexual activity. What happens is that blood flows into the penis, but is unable to drain as it would in a normally flaccid penis. Considering that the penis provides little room for blood to circulate, the blood becomes stagnant after a while, acidifies, and loses oxygen. Without oxygen, the red blood cells become stiff, and even less able to squeeze their way out of the penis. Very few cases of priapism are without an obvious cause. In most cases, priapism results from one of two things: certain medications or medical conditions. Under the category of medications, there are two primary culprits. For one, penile injections used to treat some forms of impotence can cause priapism; however, this usually only happens when a man decides, on his own, to increase the dosage. Second, psychiatric medications, such as anti-depressants, seem to cause some cases of priapism; however, how these drugs affect priapism is unclear. The second major cause of priapism is certain medical conditions and diseases -- generally, any that cause the blood to thicken, or cause red blood cells to lose their flexibility and mobility. Sickle-cell anemia and leukemia are probably the most common conditions that cause priapism. Most men will seek treatment for this painful erection before it goes on for too long, usually within four to six hours. This is good since priapism can scar the penis if not treated early enough, and this can lead to impotence. In most cases, treatment involves draining the penis with a needle placed in the side of the penis. Medications that act on the blood vessels can also be injected to help shrink blood vessels and, thus, decrease blood flow into the penis. Sickle-cell anemia patients with priapism are usually treated by blood transfusion. Interestingly, this condition was named after Priapus, the Greek god of fertility. Statues and pictures of Priapus always showed him to be rather well-endowed and, seemingly, perpetually erect. And, if Alice remembers correctly, there was a small rock band out of Somerville, MA that called themselves Priapism....

So....Today

Today I went to the beach with Crystal. We were trying to give Alex and Adam time to bond over football, video games, pizza, and beer (and in Alex's case some girly drinks too). After the beach, we hung out with my mom. I always do that on Sundays. We made a ham (mmmmmmm) and i helped load her truck, and got some more books. lol. I came home, had 3 beers and now I'm here wondering what to do with this erection that Jenn has cursed me with. <~~~Notice the ERECTION. It is large. I'm bored, probably have sand in my ass, and quite frankly don't give a shit. Have a peaceful night. Stear clear of the erection.

Update on life

I have now had an erection for about 60 hours. Should I call the Viagra company? Or is this a normal occurance in females my age? Blasted Jenn and her blasted sexyness!

MMmmmm so

I have a Migraine. Love it. :( It made me throw up. I hate Migraines. Let's all thank fucking God that its Friday! Woooohoooo! I love how Slah is so smart. I mean she's stupid in a couple of ways but she's so smart too. I'm glad that I can trust her off the leash. So I'm kinda hungry. I need to pay some bills. I'll write more later. P.S. I pop boners for Jenn.
It's called an erection. I popped chub for a lady. :) I'm so ashamed.

Random thoughts

I see the blog tab. I click......and now it's magic, no? This is a new feature right? I was just thinking that this would be great if it had a blog part and wham......got my b-day wish. WOOHOOO! Okay so I'm slightly hyper from my grape juice. I love Killswitch Engage and Alex is so sexy it kills me. I have tomorrow off thank GOD! I have no more Grape juice. I hate that I'm not sure of everyones intentions here on the site. :( I'm not here to be picked up. I've already been swept off my feet. Thanks for the offer tho.
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