This website has changed tremendously since I first joined over 5 years ago. Hell, the website name itself has changed twice!

Hypnotize

It's been a longtime and I've gotten a new phone since then. Where do you get the email address you send mobile pictures from?

What is the deal with Iceland these days???

One of the cars on my hit list of cars to own is a 1988 Henna Red BMW M3.

Like a sore dick, I'm hard to beat.

Take it to the limit.

I wonder if anyone has a Black Friday special for hay.

I'm here about the blowjob.

Diary of a Madman.

I see myself dying in a tragic blimp accident.

It's the sign of the southern cross....

So why exactly is every single toilet on Earth white?

I find it ironic that despite me working in the defense industry, I don't get Veteren's Day off.

All US BMW E28 BMW M5's are a 1988 model year.

Why are the carpets in all apartments the same damn color?

The VIN to my car is WDB107046120000845.

I just joined the Colored Pencil Society of America.

Does anyone even use coupons at the grocery store anymore?

I love the people who beg you to rate them and shit but have leaving comments disabled for anyone but friends. Real classy.