Ill be in my corner...

What does it mean when your flirting with a chic and shes just crying and holding up a crucifix????

For the money,for the glory,and for the fun..mostly for the money

I be ignorin my shoutbox so yall can find ya soulmate...cause it aint me

Just wanna say one of the proudest moments of my life is gonna happen this weekend.that asphalt that nascar is gonna racing on at north wilksboro this weekend...i put it down.operated the right side screed on the paver.damn proud of the fact i got to be a part of somthing like that.

I dont make milkshakes...because i dont want anyone in my fuckin yard...

Time to go make the doughnuts...

Im on double secret probation...

If some of you knew how hard ive beat that shit up in my dreams...you would probably block me

Her...i didnt shave...Me...i dropped a jolly rancher on the carpet once and still ate it...lay down

When a strong man puts pressure on a weak woman,she will run to a weak ass man to validate her immature behavior...i said what i said

Ill be in my corner

Its almost dad bods on lawnmower season ladies...

Shit i keep my head up high..im already ugly and broke cant be to negative lol...charmsie❤️

You..look at you...send me one more shot...sittin on the bathroom sink..damn you..really turn me on

Ghost adventures aint nothin but a hour of guys talkin shit to ghosts then screamin once they square up...

Oj can finally say the man who killed his wife is dead...

Your eyelids are made of the same material as foreskin...give ya some more knowledge tomorrow

After that eclipse you ladies need to remember how big a deal a event that lasts 4 minutes is...