50 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on December 14th
17
Car Wax, itchy dick, bleeding chicken strapped to a metal frame and hung on the wall, record player/microwave oven: music never tasted so fresh, the taste buds and ear drums are controlled by the same Druidian dwarf located in the medula oblongada.
50 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on December 14th
Interests
Hot chocolate waffles, the world is like a pancake: flat, and Columbus actually died by falling off the edge of the world into the syrrupy abyss
Music
The buzzing of gnats, coupled with the rhythmic ringing in my ears.
Idols
The first man who chews off his own legs before winning the Boston Marathon. I'd like to shake his hand (but I'll wait a few days after the race, since he ran the whole way on his hands). And this guy:
E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com
