Let's see.......I am a simple man with many interests. I love cooking (Trained chef), frisbee (Aerobie Superdisc, the greatest in flying disc technology), wine (Member of a award winning wine making social club), animals (Never met an animal who wasn't in love with me in 5 minutes), women, girls, martial arts (UFC, Vale Tudo Champion, Koun tou, Jujitsu instructor), video games, and BOOKS! I haven't had a TV in over 4 years. I am a metal dog. Taurus/Gemini cusp. Born under a full moon. Third born child. I have superpowers. I live on Federal Hill, R.I.'s Little Italy. Great place to call home. If you want to find me: mortisthecats@yahoo.com