Living life by my own rules, on my own terms, just having a great time any given day of the week. Being with my family and close friends. Things that thrill me...Thunder storms, rain on my window, scary movies that make me hide my eyes thought there is nothing wrong with a silly romance, or a stupid comedy, pretty much anything that makes me laugh :) I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. and I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to the barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least i can admit to others that I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost, and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. and just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch found this