48 Year Old
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Female
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From St Petersburg, FL·
Joined on October 4, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 21st
15
I am short, round, and adorable. I have curves and I am not afraid to bounce them on you...good or bad. I can be mouthy and obnoxious, but I *will* make you laugh your ass off, usually when I am not trying to...I have references. I like a lot of things that sound boring "on paper", so I won't list them here. I have been told I combine the linguistic precision of a Victorian schoolteacher with the tongue of a sailor. I like football; not "girl liking football" but with a true fanaticism. Go Steelers! (I have a cat named Bettis. Bonus points if you can figure out why.)
I once saw cracked corn on a shelf at a local grocery store, and it turns out I really don't care. The song was right.
48 Year Old
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Female
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From St Petersburg, FL·
Joined on October 4, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 21st
Interests
Bunches of stuff that would make you snore to read about them (for example, crochet...I know, right? Who wants to touch me!?) but trust me when I tell you that there are more interesting intangible qualities.
Music
Former music major with all the accompanying snobbery. I'm kinda a hipster girl, with a dash of geek and more guilty pleasure stuff than I care to admit to most days. (when my exhusband/best friend found JT's SexyBack on my iPod, he turned to me and said sadly, "I don't know you anymore") I make up for it by totally rocking things like The Demcemberists, Of Montreal, and Flogging Molly. So I can be taught.
Video Games
I don't think Poppit counts.
You know that stereotype about clueless n00bs getting stuck in a corner, unaqble to move, turning in circles for an hour an a half trying to figure out the controls? Yeah, that's me.
