My name is Elizabeth and I live in Waterloo, IOWA. I was born February 9, 1987 and people get surprised when I tell them my age, they think I'm a lot older. I'm married and got married in court on March 30, 2005. I love my husband very much but there are some things he just cant give me. I have a girlfriend named BJ and she is very special to me. I LOVE tattoos and piercings and I'm going to become a professional body piercer when I'm ready to do so. I have 8 tattoos right now and planning for many more. I'm 5'5 and 1/2 inches tall and I'm a big beautiful woman, if you don't like it then go f*ck yourself!! I am always changing what my hair looks like, right now its short and spikey and green, yes... green!! People like to say that it looks like artificial grass, that's how green it is. I have a special place in my heart for all animals. We own 2 cats and 4 mice, and mice are not gross and if you think so, once again, you can go f*ck yourself!! I am looking to own a painted turtle so if you have one and you are in upper Illinois, lower Minnesota, Iowa, or Wisconsin or you are willing to ship it I would be pleased to take it off your hands. I'm addicted to shopping and I'm always spending money I dont have, I know that's not good and I really need help for it. I'm a shopaholic and cant control myself so lock up your credit cards. I sleep way to damn much and I do nothing all day. I just like to be waited on hand and foot. I have a lot of f*cked up memories that I'm willing to share with people if you can gain my trust. I have to warn you though, they are not all good memories. That's about all I can think of now, so I'll just leave it at that. If you want to know more feel free to ask me anything.