Yep, I'm BACK!!! I deleted my old profile in fall of 2010 because the Department of Defense found out about it and took great offense at my having posted pictures of me in my army uniform in the same profile with nude pics.

I'm an active soldier in the United States Army. I've been in the army since November 2001, just after the September 11 attacks. It is the greatest job I've ever had and I plan to be an active soldier until I retire. I've been deployed to Iraq twice and Afghanistan three times. The devastation there is simply mind blowing. But it's also paving the way for the future of those two countries, whatever that may be.

I need to point out here and now that I will NOT be posting ANY pics of me in my uniform. I signed a contract with the army not to, and I will adhere to that.

I know how things work here, having been here for 3 years prior to deleting my profile, so I know that almost all the guys here are not interested in getting to know me. I know they will only be interested in my body and if I will show nudes or not. And I know that if I choose not to show nudes here I will be far less popular than girls who will. I don't know if I will show nude pics here or not. I can be talked into showing pics of me in a bra and a pair of panties, but as for nudes or even topless pics, I may not do that. Being popular with those kinds of guys is not my priority here. I just wanna go back to making a lot of friends and have fun and laugh for a change.

In case anyone does wanna know more about me, I like to laugh, though life has been pretty difficult lately and things to laugh about seem to be few and far between. I like movies but I most like to read. Shakespeare is currently what causes me to swoon. I could not care less about TV.

My dad just bought me a vintage, restored World War II era Indian Chief motorcycle, complete with a sidecar, but right now I am just really not ready to learn to ride it.

I know beauty is not exactly my forte. I know there are millions of girls here who are far more beautiful than I am or ever will be. And I know there are girls here with WAY nicer bodies than mine. I know there are girls here with far greater intelligence than I have. And I know there are a lot of girls here with much more sexual experience than I have. I know I may not be much to look at and that I may not be anything to anyone. But I hope to have fun here, even if only with a handful of people I can end up calling friends. MySpace and Facebook suck and I deleted myself from both of those sites recently because I was never anything but disinterested in anything they offered.

I have goals and dreams and aspirations and I would like to have someone to walk through life with while I pursue my dreams. However, I know to be realistic and not to expect more than a boyfriend. If I was prettier or had bigger boobs I know I would have more boyfriends. But I am me. I accept that. I will never ask to be more than me.

Even if that leaves me alone for my whole life.

Also, this time around I won't have any funny, cute or sexy little signs in my pics. I have 12,000 pics of me and I plan to get far enough advanced in levels soon enough to where I can at least upload 10,000 of them.