AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian
gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional
one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind
and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed
and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more
important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot!
Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying.They are very
particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little
interest for them.
FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun
with this.
AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too.
Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just not into
3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun,
but not with the love of his life.
AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds
him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She
likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come across as cold, but
she's just protecting herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After awhile, do
the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot
and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they
may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that
will most definitely lead to some action!
PISCES - Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you
want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go
the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure
pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want
satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the
mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very
jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that
they ruin the happy ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Karma Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend
of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit flighty.
But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex should be
an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his attentions on
you, you're in for a he!! of a good ride!
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held
gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the
sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows there
are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love
Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10
minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their fet firmly through
the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their
toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots
of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet,
paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once
oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one.
Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!
ARIES - March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often
in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to
want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings
boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary
position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy
pretending you're a human Twisty, then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump
n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've
just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore
him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance
novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be
treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick.
She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your name the next
time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out
when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all
women, but are you man enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is
an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck
will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool
is not cool!
TAURUS - April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Taureans are ahead of the game
when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love!
Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and
faithfulness. When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and
natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost
always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles
for someone they want to bang. They don't like to rush things and take
everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most
comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurus man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make
love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy,but he LOVES
making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for
hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is
gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can
go for hours at a time, days on end.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their
earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by
gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male
stand at attention within seconds.
GEMINI - May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultra-extreme raunchy talk Talking about sex is Gemini's favorite hobby and
doing it comes a close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the
opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for. They need a lot
of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop
doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are
bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.
FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must
choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for
air if they need to.
BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new
ideas
GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.
He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kind of guy and if you make a few
subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.
GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the
intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around
forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the
signs.
She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work,
in the backseat of a car....
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the
good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that
even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up
and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles.
If you get one or two yelps, then you know you're doing something right. then,
move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip,
then pull out the killer move suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop.
I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!
CANCER - June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this sign's
many mood swings!
Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before
they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing
the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the
women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All
Cancers WANT to be parents! Cancers become sexually excited when they feel
secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids.
In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!
FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back
with all their sensitive areas exposed!
BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!
CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He
has a tenderness about him that drives women wild! If the Cancer guy decides
he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover
happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!
CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win
her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get
her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a
Cancer woman?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going.
Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple
through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely
to scare her. It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it
if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll
have him bouncing off the walls in no time!
LEO - July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into
themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special,
it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five
themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex
though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but
when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a
show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it"
is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty Dayum! good at it,
but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you
can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a
good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have
an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore
you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next
Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to
be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed,
you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw
sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime
experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll
onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of
the a$$ to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a
tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing
cat's love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it
into a snaky pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you
know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a
gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let
them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your
feline' over and get into the good stuff!
VIRGO - August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speed... but don't worry because Virgo
likes to take their time in the sack!!
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They
may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night
stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and subtlety so you
may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a
relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like
that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are
definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!'
one when committed.
FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!
BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl.
Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo
LOVES
spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a
woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your
perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky
ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You
are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit of
sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really
do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and
crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take
what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you.
You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for
someone to unearth it!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them
putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the
bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have
anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at
all times!!
LIBRA - September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality
Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what
they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for
having
double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say
"never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a
hot
night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on
'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish
sign of
the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd
rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you
exactly what they want.
FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!
BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen
to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy
if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have,
but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be
seen.
However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and
he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but
may suffer from Premature Ejaculation!
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their
legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her
individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad
breath. Good
personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very
good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look
into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat
your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach
under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the
middle
and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To
really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term Rimming'???
Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay?
SCORPIO - October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any
relationship.
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another
hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you
if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking
though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at
putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling.
Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing
your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.
FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your a$$.
BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough
to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour
that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has
a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do is
piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in
his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak
his revenge!!!
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly
passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her off
either,
coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing
a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will
get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone
is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as
easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready
and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today
are RUB, RUB, RUB.
SAGITTARIUS - November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between
the sheets.
Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and
may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is
that
Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because
they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends than
lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to
do stuff
you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most
have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right
lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be
surprised at what happens next!
SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin
Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an
"all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it, and if you start holding
out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else. He will either amaze his
partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed!
SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she
shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the
strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems
cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality?
She
will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours
from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite
hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your
Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way
to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!
CAPRICORN December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in
bed and beyond!!
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to
tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can
almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by
money.
Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go
all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on or an erotic video will loosen up the randy
goat.
CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in
the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and
he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you can definitely
count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.
CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to
crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave
position
may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment
with different venues to keep it interesting.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will
take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the Knees!
Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region.
Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.