theres this reporter and she is doin an expose on mad cow disease.
the reporter goes over to a local cattle farm to talk to the farmer and find out what he thinks is the cause of mad cow disease.
reporter: so sir could u give me an insight as to what u believe in your opinion causes mad cow disease?
farmer: well i can tell ya that we milk our cows once a day.
reporter: i suppose thats an interesting fact, but seriously could u tell ma what causes mad cow disease?
Farmer: i can also tell u that we let the bulls fuck the cows once a month.
reporter: once again interesting enough but how does that answer my question?
farmer: well miss if i played with your tits twice a day and only fucked u once a month wouldnt u be mad too