A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices
> that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
> He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
> offend you"
>
> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
> as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance
> to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
> nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
> #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
> "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
>
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
> hooker blush
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
> crying.
>
> "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm
> married and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
> Halloween party."