... Here goes.



I'm 21.



I'm single.



I live in Hants, England (in a place you've never heard of).



I'm pretty easy to get on with I guess, I can be pretty blunt at times. But it's all good fun.



I swear a lot because it makes me feel like a grown up.



I rarely take anything seriously. It's much better to just laugh at it all.



I 'fruitboot.' Go me.



But I can 'woodpush' too.



I like individual, original and honest people.



I have no time for liars.



All my friends are dickheads.... But I wouldn't have the fuckers any other way.



I drink far too much Coca-Cola. But then again, I don't care enough to stop.